A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
When I was half asleep this morning I woke up at roughly 530 am and had what I thought was a fantastic idea
"I need something that just has all my skills and strengths and history on it, like a Pokemon card for humans"
A résumé. I was talking about a résumé.
If they’d described resumes as ‘Pokeman cards for humans’ in high school, I would have been soooo much more on board with having to create one for myself.
The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this.
did you google how to take a screen shot
American Horror Story: Murder House
NEVER trust an adult who won’t apologize to a child
Wow. I’d never seen it put that way, but. Wow. That is a really good piece of advice.